These aren’t the droids you’re looking for

One of my favorite things is seeing what search terms bring people to my blog.  Why are people searching these terms, and why does the Internet bring them to my doorstep?  Judging from this list, I think it’s fair to say that none of these people got what they expected.  They got me instead.

Removing variations of my name and legitimate searches for swimsuits and/or roller skates (I must really annoy those people), these are what the internet now connects with me:

  • fat baby eating
  • guy hands
  • fat baby
  • ridiculous sports
  • I was awkward in high school but not anymore
  • baby eating nachos
  • zombie disney princess
  • patrick renna in yellow shirt
  • toddlers in tiaras skirt
  • donnie wahlberg
  • what donnie wahlberg had to say about being attacked at target center
  • donnie wahlberg abs
  • what to wear to backstreet boys concert
  • star trek my little pony
  • fire starter girls roller skate
  • 90s skateboards drew barrymore firestarter
  • got my swimsuits under my pants
  • serie kids where they have power and they wear gloves
  • fabio lanzoni book covers
  • fabio can’t sell
  • fabio deodorant
  • fabio old spice real name
  • fabio on the piano
  • what is the phrase that fabio says on the piano

and, my favorite:

  • fabio rollerskating

UPDATE 10/17/2011: I may have a new favorite everything: ROLLER SKATING NUNS. To who ever was looking for that…thanks for the laugh.

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