I got my hair cut yesterday. It was not quite long enough to donate, and I was feeling oddly guilty about that until my stylist said my hair grows “twice as fast at the normal human’s.” So I’ll be back in donating shape in no time. I brought in a picture of Mandy Moore (of course), which on me translates to something halfway between Tina Fey and “the Rachel,” which is just about right. Actually I kind of look like Keely, assuming I remember what Keely looks like. Whatever the case I like it, although I would like to add beauty salons to the “where the straight men aren’t” list.