Creepy Cher

Wouldn’t it be sweet to be a celebrity look-a-like?  Thanks to this awesomely awful website, that’s my new goal.  Not in the I-want-a-famous-face-give-me-plastic-surgery way, but more in the “I hope someone with a general resemblance to me becomes famous, so I can make money for the stupidest reason possible.”  It’s like being a model, but way creepier, and with more Cher.  You can never have enough creepy Cher.

I met my housekeeper yesterday.  The man who my mother calls “Enrique the pool boy,” and who has caused several of my girlfriends to wonder if he cleans shirtless all without meeting him, is 74 years old.  I am paying a senior citizen to clean up after me.


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