How the past few nights have gone for me

INSOMNIA WILL MAKE YOU:

…wikipedia J.A.G. because you have to know right now how that series ended.

…get up in the middle of the night and turn on the TV in hopes of the Asian babies show.

…settle for yet another episode of CSI when you cannot find the Asian babies.

…hear “We Built This City On Rock And Roll” in your head, all night, every night.

…finish reading Useless Trivia so you can entertain your friends with factoids like “penguins spend 50-75% of their lives in the water!”

…relive every embarassing moment of your entire life, from that time you shouted out the wrong answer in kindergarten to the time you blanked on one of your interview questions this afternoon.

…tired.

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