Panic panic panic panic.
You know what freaks me out? The black abyss that is my future.
You know what calms me down? Babies. On TV (I just watched a show about a family with twins and sextuplets), in real life (visiting Nanny Anna’s little Jimmy), in picture form (Mark, your niece is adorable)…they are just cute.
You know what really freaks me out? The fact that I am calmed down by babies.
Moving on, briefly…I went to a comedy show on Friday called “Pluto and Other Lies My Teacher Taught Me.” At one point, an actor portraying Stephen Hawking said, “You say tomato, I say tomato.” Think about it.
So…know what calms me down? Stephen Hawking jokes.
…oh hell. I’m a terrible person. With no future.