Guess who won a DVD player at gay bingo? Alright, don’t guess, it’s me. This, after winning ipod-speakers and a David Sedaris book, makes me the most hated person ever. What can I say, I have pleased the Bingo gods in some way. Gay bingo, in case you’re wondering, is a fun combination of playing Bingo and eradicating homophobia by selling T-shirts and giving away prizes like the movie The Birdcage. Pretty much awesome, except my mind kept trying to make a themesong to the tune of Goldfinger, and if you ask me why I will ask why you expect me to know. I don’t know why my head does this; it doesn’t even do it well, as I spent the whole evening singing “GaaaaaaaaaaaaayBINGooooo! It’s. Such. A-” but I never came up with a decent rhyme so I’d just have to repeat “GaaaaaaayBINGooooooo!” I don’t think I actually know that song, I just heard Niles sing it on an episode of Frasier once and it’s decided to re-emerge now.