Things I’ve learned since coming home for break

1.  I like Becca.  Mainly because she’s awesome, but today, especially, because she’s home.  Those of you who are not home yet are working your way towards the Naughty List.
2.  My cat has OCD.
3.  Drinking with my mom is a good time, especially when she says little gems like this: “I am socially retarded in bars.  I only ever went there to get wasted and pick up men.  What else do you do in a bar?”

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