All I do is work. (Although some might point out that I’m not, actually, doing a whole hell of alot right now…well, Oprah calls it multi-tasking. If you don’t believe that…shut up, I’m taking a break.)
It’s recently occurred to me that going to weddings is an expensive hobby, and I’m broke. I am thisclose to selling my blood. Not that anyone would take it, except maybe a vampire with a caffeine addiction. That’s right, my blood is an energy drink for vampires — is there a market for that? Imagine the possibilities — “Energy blood – keeps you up all night! The blood that bites back! Energy – it’s bloody good!” If the opportunity ever presents itself, I totally call that idea.