Have become boring, drone-like working woman. Help me.

All I do is work.  (Although some might point out that I’m not, actually, doing a whole hell of alot right now…well, Oprah calls it multi-tasking.  If you don’t believe that…shut up, I’m taking a break.)


It’s recently occurred to me that going to weddings is an expensive hobby, and I’m broke.  I am thisclose to selling my blood.  Not that anyone would take it, except maybe a vampire with a caffeine addiction.  That’s right, my blood is an energy drink for vampires — is there a market for that?  Imagine the possibilities — “Energy blood – keeps you up all night!  The blood that bites back!  Energy – it’s bloody good!”  If the opportunity ever presents itself, I totally call that idea.

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