I’m super duper uber excited for my friend, the Princess. I’m also excited that I can say I have a friend who is a Princess. Can I be a Lady-in-waiting? And Sarah, not that I’m pressuring you or anything, but BE ARIEL. If I can’t be Ariel, I want to at least be friends with her. If you have to be Snow White, that’s cool too, but I should let you know that I had a traumatic experience with a Snow White Halloween costume in my younger years, and if I have to learn to get over that along with the whole panic-inducing-fear-of-Mickey-Mouse thing, I might spend my entire trip to Disney World hiding under a table. What I need to do is bring a little kid with me who will distract the mascots – they will go for him and I will slip away. A decoy child, if you will. Of course, it will have to be a smart little kid so he knows enough to meet up with me after he gives Mickey and Co. the slip. Anybody know where I can find Short Round from “Temple of Doom”?
“Find decoy child,” I’ll add it to my to-do post-it, which right now says this:
…what does that say about me?