First things first:  I want everyone to wish Clarissa a very happy 20th birthday today!  I don’t think she has computer access at V. Fair, so you will have to contact her in some other way.  Phone call, snail mail, owl post – be creative.

Lacy comes home tomorrow, and not a moment too soon, because I’m going bonkers..  Pretty sure everyone knows how exciting/important this is for me, so I won’t get into that, because I’ll just get all worked up again and start running laps in the hallway, or something equally puppy-like.  I had trouble sleeping last night – I always do on Sunday nights, but the anticipation of seeing my long lost best friend added to it – so I tried to bore myself to sleep by saying the alphabet.  Backwards.  Over and over.

If I hear that advertisement for OzzFest on my yahoo radio one more time, there is no saying what I may do.  Got that?  I’m on the edge.  Stupid maniacal laugh…prepare for the darkest hour of your life…Oh yeah?  I’ll darken YOUR hour.  Take that.

Now, this isn’t a sign of my mental instability because I swear it’s true: Huey is still after me.  I don’t know what that’s about, but everywhere I go…bam!  Huey is there to tell me I don’t need no credit card to ride this train.  One of the great lyricists, he ain’t.


One response

  1. that is a blatant lie and you know it.  I often wondered if I needed a credit card to ride that train and he put my mind to rest.  That is art- when, with a few simple words, someone can speak to you like that.  Shame on you.

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