First things first: I want everyone to wish Clarissa a very happy 20th birthday today! I don’t think she has computer access at V. Fair, so you will have to contact her in some other way. Phone call, snail mail, owl post – be creative.
Lacy comes home tomorrow, and not a moment too soon, because I’m going bonkers.. Pretty sure everyone knows how exciting/important this is for me, so I won’t get into that, because I’ll just get all worked up again and start running laps in the hallway, or something equally puppy-like. I had trouble sleeping last night – I always do on Sunday nights, but the anticipation of seeing my long lost best friend added to it – so I tried to bore myself to sleep by saying the alphabet. Backwards. Over and over.
If I hear that advertisement for OzzFest on my yahoo radio one more time, there is no saying what I may do. Got that? I’m on the edge. Stupid maniacal laugh…prepare for the darkest hour of your life…Oh yeah? I’ll darken YOUR hour. Take that.
Now, this isn’t a sign of my mental instability because I swear it’s true: Huey is still after me. I don’t know what that’s about, but everywhere I go…bam! Huey is there to tell me I don’t need no credit card to ride this train. One of the great lyricists, he ain’t.