*The only one of the biggies I got wrong was Best Picture. Interesting.
*What did I tell you? A bunch of old white men.
*Why are they playing the Terminator themesong during the credits? I didn’t realize that was Oscar’s themesong as well.
*Sean Penn has stopped being a person and is now just a character. Someday someone will win a best supporting actor for playing him.
*Who’s excited the Best Song went to one NOT sang by Beyonce?
*Charlie Kaufman is the shit. The Oscar-winning shit.
*I usually cry at the “In Memory” section, but I was totally thrown off by Yo-Yo Ma’s presence. Not because he wasn’t good and not because of his name (well, not entirely), but because I remembered that my cousin is in an orchestra with his daughter and says that Yo-Yo (tee-hee) comes to all their concerts and falls asleep.
*I wish Chris Rock hadn’t made that joke about Drive-Thru Oscars. They might take him seriously.