If I were to ask God a question right now, it would have to be this: Why in the world is “Copacabana” the default song of my brain? God forbid I go even a minute without a song in my head. I run out of other ones and BAM, we’re back to Lola, she was a showgirl. You’d think after six years of this I would learn the rest of the words. It could be worse though, I think before Lola entered my brain the default setting was Old McDonald. I would like to find that switch and flip it to the themesong of Indiana Jones. I would like to flip every switch to Indiana Jones, really, but that shouldn’t come as a shock to any of you.