I’ve figured out why I’m a terrible person: I lack conviction and chapstick. The chapstick I could just buy, but I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I am never going to remember to do so at the appropriate time, which annoys me almost as much as going without chapstick does, thereby making me a bitch. Then there is conviction, which I have no idea how to acquire. Insights appreciated.
I don’t understand how I’m “Too Broke” to buy a new computer mouse, yet I can spend over ten dollars on coffee in three days. Especially since I have a coffee house right on campus where I don’t even have to spend real money. What the hell is wrong with me, besides the lack of conviction and chapstick. I think I’ve replaced these things with coffee. I think I’ve replaced everything with coffee. Why must I be so prone to addiction, and why must I be addicted to something so expensive? How do I get myself addicted to doing laundry, or doing my homework, or waking up in the morning? Those would be handy. But who am I kidding, I’m addicted to self-destruction. Insight and coffee appreciated. Just keep the cocaine away from me, please.