My day by numbers:
0 — real meals I was able to eat today.
1 — number of open bottles of pop I put in my book bag. Also number of planners I ruined in the process.
2 — Number of sprinklers I walked into.
3 — Class related activities which I managed to stay awake through.
4 — minutes to realize the pop bottle was open and seeping through all layers of the bag and soaking my pants as well.
5 — number of scared/irate voicemails I received from my mother after she received a garbled voicemail from someone (not me) and decide it was me and that I was dead.