I present…my horoscope:
Put it in autodrive today. Or better yet, neutral. Give yourself a chance to unwind.
You’re due for a wonderful time, complete with a dose of contentment you weren’t expecting quite so soon. Well, good for you. Put those tootsies up and relax.
Yes. Except that Andy and Smelly Shelly are visiting this weekend. Anybody think they’ll give me time to unwind and put my tootsies up? Hmm? Maybe at the movie theater, but that’s about it. Should be fun anyway. I’m contemplating taking them grocery shopping with me, unless they want to eat canned corn and crackers all weekend. Just kidding. I don’t have any corn. I don’t even have any ramen. I may be the only one of us who is ridiculously excited to have a food plan again. If I didn’t have five roommates and one Ari to cook for me all the time I’d be dead.